If You Give A Boy A...

If you give a boy a broom, he'll help you sweep the kitchen. Thanks to his help, it will take a long time. While he's sweeping, he'll notice your coke sitting on the counter. He'll take a swig. As he does, he'll spill a little. Drinking soda will make him want a snack. He'll open the refrigerator door.

When he opens the refrigerator, he will see cake and want some. You'll cut him a piece and he will eat it. Eating it makes him thirsty and he'll drink some more coke...spilling it over the table, on the floor, and down his clothes. When he realizes that his clothes are wet and sticky, he will strip naked. Seeing him naked will remind you that he probably needs to use the toilet. So you'll take him to the bathroom. Being naked in the bathroom reminds him that he should take a bath.

After a bath, he'll need some clothes. When he goes looking for clothes, he will see the mess in the kitchen. He'll grab the broom and start sweeping the floor. As he's sweeping the floor...