It Was Bound To Happen, They Told Me It Wouldn't Last

We've been together for 26 plus years.  Twenty-six!  That is a long time for a relationship, a long time to be faithful.  You've been there for me through 5 children...funny that the youngest only recently  moved out.  We've had our ups and downs.  There were times I wished you were different, times I wanted to trade you in for something better. But because you were good to me, I didn't.  Mostly I loved you.  I loved that you were always the same, dependable you.

Today, something changed.  You let me down.  You were unfaithful. Did you not like sharing our home with my mother-in-law?  Were you feeling old and decided to go out with a bang?  What caused your infidelity?  Honsestly, I don't even care. 

Twenty-six years is a long time to be together, but I've come to a decision.  I'm not going to work on this.  It doesn't matter why you quit trying.  It is time we parted ways.  It won't be hard to replace you.  I have offers pouring in already.

Right now, I miss you.  I looked forward to spending time with you this afternoon.  I feel only a twinge of sadness.  Just yesterday, I imagined the adventure of something fresh and new.  I'm a tiny bit excited.

For now, I'll say good-bye.  So long, Mr. Dryer.  You were good while you lasted.  I hope your replacement will last as long as you did.  I doubt it.  They don't make dryers like they used to.