Sunday, September 23, 2012

It Must Be My Car

"Do you have a problem with my driving?"  His voice was gruff and sounded threatening.  I leaned my head towards the open window in disbelief.

"Uh, I'm not sure what you mean," I stammered a little dumbfounded.  Straining, I could see his helmet and dark glasses, but my gaze was more comfortable focused on his badge.  My heart was racing.  I should have retrieved my license, proof of insurance, and registration, but I was so shocked, I just sat there.  I could not think of one reason for the officer to pull me over.

We were driving home from Fort Collins, down I-25.  I saw the unmarked patrol car up ahead of me.  Unlike so many other cars, I didn't jam on my brakes or slow down.  I don't make a habit of speeding.  I confidently followed him.  We drove along for some time in the fast lane.  After passing quite a few vehicles, he moved into the right lane.  Knowing a friend was given a ticket for "riding in the left lane too long" I also merged back after passing the large semi truck.

I began creeping up on the officer, so I passed him.  I then moved back into his lane directly in front of him.  Almost immediately, I saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror.


I don't remember everything he said to me, but he was angry because apparently when I passed him, I made an "unsafe lane change."

"The guy behind you was doing 86, and he had to slam on his brakes when you pulled in front of him.  I was going to give him a ticket, but you got in my way.  Then I noticed you didn't have a front license plate, so I pulled you over instead."


Nice.  After I showed him I did have a front plate (not attached, but resting beside the passenger seat,) and after he took my license, registration, and proof of insurance, I was handed a warning.  I was thankful for no tickets, but it took 20 minutes for my heart to quit pounding.  I must have been sweating too.  When I stopped for gas, I noticed the back of my shirt was stuck to my back.

I wonder if that white SUV realizes he was spared a ticket, even if it was accidental on my part.

1 comment:

Mother Mayhem said...

EEP! I've never been pulled over before. I think I would have peed my pants a little... Okay, maybe more than a little... LOL