These questions were on WonderWoman's blog, and I just had to answer them for her.

1. Can you use chopsticks?

No

2. How many times have you ever been stung by a bee-type creature?

Just once. That was enough. Got stung on my toe and the swelling went up my ankle.

3. Do you know what SNAFU stands for?

You mean, other than a ridiculous, blundering chaos? Like: Something Not Actually Funny/Unusual?

4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Hmm...Sponge Bob?

5. Free groceries for a year, or free gas?

Groceries for sure.

6. Where is the worst place to have a zit?

When you sit down and you are sitting on it.

7. Can you wiggle your ears without wiggling any other part of your face?

Of course I can.

8. If you had $5000 that you HAD to spend on plastic surgery, what would you have done?

Tummy Tuck.

9. How much guilt would you suffer over spending $5000 on plastic surgery?

Plenty.

10. Which is worse: a low droning noise that goes on and on or a piercing shriek that happens once?

Piercing shriek

11. What is a suitable punishment for someone who is the source of a low droning noise that goes on and on?

To have to continue to make that noise 24/7, until they are so tired of doing it they never want to do it again.

12. What is your response to a piercing shriek?

Send offender outside to shriek to their hearts delight, until they are hoarse and can no longer shriek.

13. What is generally your first clue that someone is a moron?

Hmmm...when they feel the need to comment on anything that is none of their business.

14. Is one loaf of bread enough to feed 11 hungry children?

Definately not.

15. Can I borrow a loaf of bread?

Anytime.

16. What is one holiday that you would like to see invented, and how much time off from work should we receive for this holiday?

Mother's Week. Every mom would get a week away to do as she wanted-no questions asked and come home to a clean home and happy family.

17. If you could give every person in the world a present, what would it be?

God's Love

18. What is the most charitable act you have done recently?

Does letting the dog out front count? He LOVES to not be penned up, (and if he ran away and never came back, dh would be oh so happy.)

19. Did you have to think far too long for a response to #18?

Nah, just thought about the last thing I did.

20. Which is cuter, a 4 week old puppy or a 5 month old human?

Uh, after the above response, you need to ask???? A 5 month old human for sure. (And when I'm finally free of pets, and if my home is not full of grandkids do NOT under any circumstances bring a cute little 4 week old puppy to my house. I might forget momentarily what it is like being a dog owner.)